Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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