- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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