- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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