- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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