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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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