Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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civil rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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