- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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