- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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