- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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