- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??