- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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