- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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