What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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