Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Jebron Lames.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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