what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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12 in general

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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