- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Jack Stevens

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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