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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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