A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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