- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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