What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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