- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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