What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Who is big and stupid My brother

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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