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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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