Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Death by kayak

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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