- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Is your refrigerator running? No.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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