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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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