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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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