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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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