- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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