- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

I'm so punny.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

My spelling is horrible

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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