- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

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