Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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