Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

homosexual rights to marriage

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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