Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Shltskc gw? G

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Anti Joke

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