- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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I'm homeless.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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