- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what did one computer say to the other .........

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

someone called someone else a frog

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A woman walks into a bar.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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