- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

someone called someone else a frog

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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