- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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