- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Death by kayak

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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