- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

A house comes around the corner.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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