- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A bar walks into a man

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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