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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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