- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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