- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

My spelling is horrible

I'm so punny.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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