- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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