What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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