- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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