- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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