- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

no

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's 2+2? Fish

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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