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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Ross.

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