How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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I went to work today....

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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