What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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