- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

say it ten times fast: oh

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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