- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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