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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

whats green and lives in the water

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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