- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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