- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Women's rights

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

kennah campion... being nice

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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