- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

I got shot, you laughed

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Women's rights

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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