A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What do apples taste like? Apples.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

DERP

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

I Love Hitler.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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