A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Oh, go away

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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