- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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