- Anti Joke

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal