- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A baby seal walks into a club.

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