- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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