- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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