Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Obama = ebola

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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