- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

what is big and white? Your Mom

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What rhymes with milk...milf

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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