THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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