- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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