- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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