Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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