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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what's the difference between a duck?

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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