Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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knock knock? come in

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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woman's rights

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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