I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's 9+10? 19

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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