- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Jesus Christ

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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